Jokelets Student -- Abner, howe did you lose your little finger? Abner -- I was swimming in the ocean and a steamboat ran over it. APOTHECARY'S MEASURE. Ten trips to the druggist; 1 trip to the doctor; 10 trips to the doctor; 1 to the surgeon; 3 to the surgeon; 1 to the undertaker. Good Night! Speaking of back numbers -- See that number one is not among them. THE BITTER END.
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