Jokes. If you can't laugh at the jokes of the age -- laugh at the age of the jokes. Mrs. De Jong -- Gerrit, dear, you are getting handsomer every day. Sorry, Rosa-belle, but I'm rather hard up at present. Schoolboard's philosophy -- If they kin send submariens over here, nothin will rpevent 'em from send Zeppelins next. -- Perhaps after all, it wouldn't pay to have these houses shingled this year. Maughan (in Biology) -- Explain the importance of variation in nature. Miss Farnsworth -- Variety is the spice of life. HOUSEHOLD ECONOMY. Mrs. Robinson say she would rather buy a new bench here for "Ted" than to keep mending his clothes. There's something in it, too. TRY TO IMAGINE -- Cecil "fat." -- Jen, without the "red" necktie. -- "Kaiser" without the grin. -- The front door closed. -- Silence reigning in the halls. -- The book store open at all hours. -- Athletes training. -- Miss Gillespie dancing a Fox Trot. -- Hilda without a chrochet hook.
