Jokes
Soph: My stock in trade is brains.
Freshie : You've got a funny looking sample case.
The follo"wing was handed in on an examination paper
in American history:
General Braddock \vas killed in the Revolutionary
"Var. I-Ie had three horses shot...
Thurs. Mar. 8, 1900: F.V. Ther. 43., 64., Wea. thin clouds. J.R.C. and I shelled corn. Friday 9: Ther. 46., 76., Wea. Clear. planted peas fore-noon, set out a row of English Goose berries and Sand Cherries after-noon. Saturday 10: Ther. 62., 84.,...
Fri. Sept. 7, 1900: Ther. 63., 84., Wea. Clouds. We worked in the hay field today. Went to a peach cutting bee at W.W. Flanigan’s in evening. Saturday 8: Ther. 63., 94., Wea. thin clouds., Hauled Hay from the patch between the wire fence and...
Sun. Sept. 16, 1900: Ther. 58., Wea. very Warm., Clear. I attended School and meeting. Monday 17: Ther. 58., 85., Wea. clear. Cleaned wheat and cut the Millett Lucerne patch. Tuesday 18: Ther. 57., 82., Wea. Clear. Cleaned up some more wheat,...
Tues. April 16, 1912: Ther. Cool. Wea. Clouds- Light rain Set 12 apple and 40 peach trees this fore noon Plowed about a quarter acre by the John Winder House this evening. Wednesday 17: Ther. Pleasant, Wea. Cloudy part of day. Cleaned head ditches...
Fri. May 10, 1912: Ther. Warm Wea. Ptly cldy Finished the levee and hauled three loads of manure to the field. Saturday 11: Ther. Warm. Wea. Ptly. Cldy. Sprinkle about noon I cleaned a little of the Oakcreek ditch and dug up some peach stumps for...
Thurs. Jan. 29, 1914: Ther. Cool Wea. Clear chopped and hauled a little green wood. Friday 30: Ther. Pleasant, Wea. cldy. cleared off. Getting wood down the hill am got a load of peach trees from flanigan field pm.
Mon. Feb. 2, 1914: Ther. Cold- Wea. Clear all day. No doubt but the ground hog could see his shadow plain enough today as the sun has shown bright all day. I hauled a box of pine, then one of green cotton wood. Tuesday 3: Ther. Cool., Wea. Clouded...
Sun. March 1, 1908: Pleasant. Mostly clds. Attended School and meeting. Went to Rockville with Band Mon. 2: Warm. Thin clds. Went to town and got some peach trees off Johny Ruesch. loaded up. Tues. 3: Pleasant cloudy 9 pm raining. I started to...
and boasted of what great things they would do. Henry wrote, "They will find their boasting is in vain long before they get there." Brigham Young sent several brethren fiom Salt Lake with thirtynine yoke of oxen to help the emigration company, and...
Lunt wrote the following which was published in the Deseret News: After a long and tedious winter of four months duration, the weather has moderated and the deep snows of winter are disappearing in Little Salt Lake Valley, at which the inhabitants...
sex of the telegrapher at the place we had left in the morning, when Mrs. Lunt remarked to her sister-wife that 'Parowan has been c d e d by St. George three times without answering. She will go to meeting!' Mr. Lunt did what he could to help, poor...
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give it a pleasing color. Children in the neighborhood are laughing and playing and do not seem
to mind using the road for a playground. Upon entering the home, Miguel shouts, “¡Mama, la
maestra esta aquĂ! La maestra esta aquĂ!” In this...