ALBERT N. TOLLESTRUP.
Who, when the opera girl so meek
Forgets her lines and cannot speak,
Keeps swearing almostall the week?
Mr. Tollestrup.
RANDALL L. JONES, B. M. T.
Yes, Mr.· Jones is m,arried but he
sure don't act like it. When he's
in the...
ERCLE GARDNER.
"Domestic happiness, thou only
bliss of Paradise that hast survived
the fall." Mr. Janson is her favorite
teacher. Maybe she's got "designs"
on him-I don't know.
BYRON AHLSTROM.
"They dream in courtship but in
wedlock wake."
S\ l.f I...
WE have appreciated and enjoyed a liberal amou,nt
of the students' p1atronage in the past and we
hope and in fact believe -tHe will be favored by a
similar or even better business in the future.
The reasons for this are:
ALEX G. MATHESON
Watchmaker...
LELAND BETENSON
Betty has taken on the air of a married
man, but his hasty steps sure
startled us.
DORRIS SORENSON
Going to take out her M. D. (Mother's
Duties) degree this year.
LAFELL IVERSON
Pessimists would laugh with "Fuzzy."
ANNA THORLEY
If...
New Year Resolutions
for 1916
I hereby resolve that in the year 1916 I vyill attend lTIy classes once
a week at least.-Junior McConnell.
I hereby resolve that on lTIy next trip to Circleville I will materialize
my ends.--Hunter I ...unt.
I hereby...
B. B. Roll Call
BLACK PADDY .. (Ray Thomas) High Mogul. Married. HAPpy (Leonard Bowen) Just wait.
SMILY TUCK ..... (Orin Jones) Don't like the girls.
TAFFY (Marion vVoolley) Got someone else's
girl.
... '. (Pratt Tollestrup) Same fix as...
We Wonder
If Barton's suit is guaranteed to vvear.
If Bowen wears glasses for style, why he don't get the latest.
If the school city will ever 'yvin a case.-\i\Toolley.
If Mr. Janson walks hOll1e with Miss Decker for exerCIse or for
safety.
If Lura...
Jokes
Father: Blanche, how do you account for the rapid
changes taking place in such a few years in the ball room?
Blanche: Why, father?
Father: Because, my child, ,vhen your mother and
I ,'were young all the ladies used to dre~s up to go...
Jokes
lVIr. Christensen (in Physical Geography): Now, Martin,
can you tell the class why lightning never strikes twice
in the same place?
l\lart: Because after it hits once the same place ain't
there any more.
(In B. B.~ meeting.) Woolley: In...
A Complete
Stock,
Quality,Style
and Price
Has made it possible
for us to double
the business of
any of our competitors.
Our business is
'llways increasing,
which denotes satisfi
ed custom ers.
'vVe don't cater
to the...
Jokes
Soph: My stock in trade is brains.
Freshie : You've got a funny looking sample case.
The follo"wing was handed in on an examination paper
in American history:
General Braddock \vas killed in the Revolutionary
"Var. I-Ie had three horses shot...
Jokes
1\1r. Homer (In Physiology): If I should stand on my
head, where would the blood of my body go?
Student: To your head.
Mr. Homer: All right, but why doesn't the blood go
to my feet now?
Student: Because there is something in your feet.
Bunk:...
Spirit of the Pioneers
'T^HE policy of the Branch Agri-cultural
College to serve here in
Southern Utah in an educational,
cultural and instructive way has
been carried out this year. The stu-dents
and faculty members have
gone into Cedar City and...
EI.MFR G. PETERSON
President
ANTHONY \Y. 1V1NS
President of Hoard
WALTER K. GRANGER
Chairman ii. A. C. Committee
OFFICIALS
T HAVE felt that the students
from the Branch College have the
opportunity to provide more than
their share of the leadership...
B Teams
BY winning the championship this
year for the third time in four
years of competition, the high school
stock judging teams of the Branch
Agricultural College brings to the
school the cup awarded by the Og-den
Live Stock Show as a...
f S
Make Skaggs Safeway Store
Your Bank
By depositing your money at the
Skaggs Safeway Store, you save
from ten to thirty per cent daily.
Your daily purchasing is your big-gest
investment. Our Motto is,
Quality, Quantity and Service for
the least...
n ^^Fe&fedw:&4^^ n fafo<^totoc,fafo<^<^^ n
SKay° & Lunt
A ttorneys-at-Law
Golden Rule Building
Cedar City, Utah
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&
<£ Cleo (to Fae after the accident):
$ "Are you killed? Are you killed?
,$• Speak to me."
$ "Say, Ross, what is...
THE COVER FOR
THIS ANNUAL WAS
CREATED
BY
THE DAVID J. MOLLOY CO.
2857 N. Western Avenue
Chicago, Illinois
Curious student: "What makes you IJ.
baldheaded?" §
Mr. Janson: "Well you see I had «f
water on the brain and my hair fell in $
and drowned...
Beaver Murdock Academy--Beaver (Beaver County, Utah); School yearbooks
Don't be a scrub! Be Somebody! Do Something! -- The world may owe you a living; but you will have to go around and collect the bill yourself. -- Time and tide wait for no man -- neither does any real man wait for time and tide. -- The kind of...
Beaver Murdock Academy--Beaver (Beaver County, Utah)
Edw. Fernley & Son BEAVER, UTAH The place where the students like to trade. We have a general line of first class merchandise. Try the Endwell Shoe-"Better shoes for less money," our motto. We have a complete line for men, boys, misses and...