Jokes
1\1r. Homer (In Physiology): If I should stand on my
head, where would the blood of my body go?
Student: To your head.
Mr. Homer: All right, but why doesn't the blood go
to my feet now?
Student: Because there is something in your feet.
Bunk:...
When that bell would ring, one could hear school children begin singing, "There is a boarding house not far away,
Where they serve ham and eggs three times a day. Oh, hear the boarders yell, when they hear that dinner bell, Oh, how good those...
At this time the railroad was under construction. Victor and Selma Johnson made a trip to Salt Lake City and on their return trip they rode the first train into New-house. Selma says the railroad platform was not completed and it was quite a step...
and Mrs. Squires. They were married January 9, 1895, at Wah Wah. Owen Grover never owned the springs, his daughter, Mrs. Irene Green says. Mrs. Green says that her uncle, Joseph DeMeulle, owned a small place east of the main farm at Wah Wah and he...
Thurs. Jan. 13, 1898: 8 am. 22 Wea. Clear Went to Springdale after the mail printed pictures the rest of the day went teaching again Friday 14: Wea. Clear Anna and I worked all day on a couple of prints from H.A. Gripps of Tyrone, Pa. We were...
Fri. May 27, 1898: Ther. 10 am. 70º Wea. cloudy, high winds in afternoon I patched a couple of collar pads which took me about all day. Dr. Harris came up to see Joseph and give him some medicine. Saturday 28: Ther. 8-30 am 77 in the sun: 3-15...
Thurs. Sept. 8, 1898: Ther. warmº., Wea. clouds We finished stacking the straw and went to the Big meadows. I went up to robs, and got some things that Jim left there. Friday 9: Ther. warm. Wea. cloudy rain after dark We took a couple loads of...
XCash Account. XApril. Dec. 7th A Song, as sung by Wm R. Crawford 1. It T’was on last monday morning As we to Lisbond bound The hills and dales were garnished With pretty girls all round It was on last monday morning The wind it blew from...
XCash Account. XMay. Your offers and your coffers Have almost gained my heart And there shall be a wedding Before you and I shall part Now this couple is married And living in New Spain God grant them peace and plenty Till they return...
Mon. Jan. 1, 1900: Ther. 43., 59., Wea. N.M. 6-50 am thin clouds. I finished husking the corn and shelled a little also which only took an hour or two. We had a dance here at Oakcreek. Tuesday 2: Ther. 44., 54., Wea. cloud. I sharpened the teeth...
Sat. April 29, 1905: Ther. Cooler Wea. Cloudy Continued on our journey west, went over the mountain thru a low pass into Kiowa County. Took dinner with a young couple about four miles east of Roosevelt. went on (via. Wildman and Mondamin) to Bro....