LORENA ROBERTS.
Isn't she just too sweet? Ask Jack.
MARY HICKS.
One of our swe'etest songbirds;
Osroe will tell you what els,e she is.
JAMES COOPER.
Why-a james is a mighty good
boy. lIe)s awful bashful but can
run like Sam Hill.
A Little Laughter
A LOVE LETTER.
The following unique epistle was picked up lately in the
street:
"Dear Bill, The reason I didn't laff when you laft at me
in the post office yesterday, was becos I hev a bile on my
face, and I can't laff. If I laff...
GARAGE Wanted at the
Oil, Grease, Tires a.nd Accessories. Studebaker
Service Station,. Ford E,xtras and Accessories.
Phone 139-W ,J. A. KOPP LEIGH FURNITURE·&
CA·RPET COMPANY
A NEW EMERSON.
Irishman (to his wife)-What's compensation?
Wife-It's...
Students Come and
Students Go, But We
Are Here Forever
The point in this to remember is that when you
are far a.way-back in the old home-you can still
enjoy the advantage of our big, well selected stock' of
Merchandise.
You have got a,cquainted...
EFFIE ROBINSON
As silent as a picture on the wall.
BLANCI-IE JONES
"Outside of being lazy, I am always
tired."
HURSHELL URIE
Lives of sluffers all remind us
\lVe can make our lives a pest,
And departing leave behincl us
Feelings of relief and...
LELAND BETENSON
Betty has taken on the air of a married
man, but his hasty steps sure
startled us.
DORRIS SORENSON
Going to take out her M. D. (Mother's
Duties) degree this year.
LAFELL IVERSON
Pessimists would laugh with "Fuzzy."
ANNA THORLEY
If...
New Year Resolutions
for 1916
I hereby resolve that in the year 1916 I vyill attend lTIy classes once
a week at least.-Junior McConnell.
I hereby resolve that on lTIy next trip to Circleville I will materialize
my ends.--Hunter I ...unt.
I hereby...
Jokes
Father: Blanche, how do you account for the rapid
changes taking place in such a few years in the ball room?
Blanche: Why, father?
Father: Because, my child, ,vhen your mother and
I ,'were young all the ladies used to dre~s up to go...
Jokes
lVIr. Christensen (in Physical Geography): Now, Martin,
can you tell the class why lightning never strikes twice
in the same place?
l\lart: Because after it hits once the same place ain't
there any more.
(In B. B.~ meeting.) Woolley: In...
A Complete
Stock,
Quality,Style
and Price
Has made it possible
for us to double
the business of
any of our competitors.
Our business is
'llways increasing,
which denotes satisfi
ed custom ers.
'vVe don't cater
to the...
Jokes
Soph: My stock in trade is brains.
Freshie : You've got a funny looking sample case.
The follo"wing was handed in on an examination paper
in American history:
General Braddock \vas killed in the Revolutionary
"Var. I-Ie had three horses shot...
ANNUAL. GREEI1NG to
Our Friends in S"'outhern Utah
Again we have printed and bound this Agricula
book for the Student body of the Branch of the
Agricultural College. This gives you an idea
of the good work we can do and of the permanency
of our...
Jokes
1\1r. Homer (In Physiology): If I should stand on my
head, where would the blood of my body go?
Student: To your head.
Mr. Homer: All right, but why doesn't the blood go
to my feet now?
Student: Because there is something in your feet.
Bunk:...
HIGH SCHOOL
'T^HE mere mentioning of the
term "High School" brings
trooping to my mind a host of re-minisences.
Some of my memories
send thrills of pleasure coursing
through my body; some send chills
of displeasure. The pleasurable
sensations far...
B Teams
BY winning the championship this
year for the third time in four
years of competition, the high school
stock judging teams of the Branch
Agricultural College brings to the
school the cup awarded by the Og-den
Live Stock Show as a...
Beaver Murdock Academy--Beaver (Beaver County, Utah); School yearbooks
To think of this class will always bring pleasure and satisfaction. It is with them as nowhere else that I have found inspiration for the year's work. Perhaps it has been their high quality scholarship that has lent most to such pleasant...
Beaver Murdock Academy--Beaver (Beaver County, Utah); School yearbooks
Don't be a scrub! Be Somebody! Do Something! -- The world may owe you a living; but you will have to go around and collect the bill yourself. -- Time and tide wait for no man -- neither does any real man wait for time and tide. -- The kind of...