Jokes
Soph: My stock in trade is brains.
Freshie : You've got a funny looking sample case.
The follo"wing was handed in on an examination paper
in American history:
General Braddock \vas killed in the Revolutionary
"Var. I-Ie had three horses shot...
Sat. Nov. 11, 1905: Ther. Cool., Threatening Wea. Cloudy The roads are muddy and bad. Finished canvassing the township about noon then took the first line south of the base line and went east to West Cache Creek, got bewildered in the pasture after...
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has one sister, but her dad has returned to Mexico and is married to another woman, and he has
an entirely new family. The relentless pain this has caused Dulce is obvious as she constantly
talks about her dad at school and expresses her sorrow....
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Example 2: A Double-decker Horror
I was about thirteen years old and on my way to purchase bread. I had just crossed the first street
from my home—I will always remember—it was Browning Street. I heard the screeching of metal on...