A Little Laughter
A LOVE LETTER.
The following unique epistle was picked up lately in the
"Dear Bill, The reason I didn't laff when you laft at me
in the post office yesterday, was becos I hev a bile on my
face, and I can't laff. If I laff...
Cedar City Co-op
WHEN YOU WANT
The three most important things in BUYING
Style, Quality and Price
We are yours for business.
We have a line of up-to-date suits always.
Our stock is made up in Philadelphia, the center of
He's married, and that's just plenty
Practice makes perfect-even 111 hot
I shall never be aware of my own wit
until I break my shins against it.
lVIr. Christensen (in Physical Geography): Now, Martin,
can you tell the class why lightning never strikes twice
in the same place?
l\lart: Because after it hits once the same place ain't
there any more.
(In B. B.~ meeting.) Woolley: In...
@outbrrn atab Oogpital
A. N. LEONARD, M. D., Superintendent
EYE, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT.
FITTING OF GLASSES.
X-Ray diagnosis and treatment.
Violet Ray (high frequency) treatments.
j\lIaternity Home, "Twilight...
The Grand Old B. A, C.
There's a dear old place in the mountains high
Where the sunlight always shines,
Where the breezes blow and the pure white snow,
The mountain air refines,
That place is hallowed by a school,
That's where we...
XCash Account. XJuly. Uncle Tom’s Cabin, 1 They sold me down the river And I must parded be From all that I love dearly And all that’s dear to me Chorus Fare-well my peaceful cabin Beside the old oak tree Fare-well my wife and children...
Front of paper found in pocket on back of book.: A Terrible Marriage An old man gazed on a document given him by a census taker. His nephew then asked him the reason why he cryed allover the paper. Come listen, he said and I’ll tell to you a...
Sun. May 17, 1903: T Ther. Cold wind., Wea. bluster, Cloudy Several lambs were froze to death today. We are trying to move the sheep along up the ridge, are pretty well crowded by other herds. string, string, string that’s all the wretches know....
Wed. May 17, 1905: Ther. Warm & Sultry, Wea. Clouds. Forded the river again back into Comanche County a mile north of Tesca. took dinner by invitation with Mr. Goodridge, the first house we called at. We canvassed the line about three miles north...
Sat. Aug. 26, 1905: Ther. Hot, Sultry and Foggy. Wea. Clouds. We walked out on the streets awhile tonight to hear the Salvation Army and the Lawton Orchestra. The heat is intense these days, and nights too. And the mosquitoes are out with their,...
a r e furious to find a s t r a n g e r in their room, b u t a f t e r a trumped-up explanation from Mrs. Bouncer begin to build a somewhat amicable relationship when they find in becoming acquainted t h a t they a r e engaged to the same woman....
a large and prosperous business. When I first left B~rmingham 1850, he predicted that I would return in in rags and tatters like the prodigal son, but in this he found himselfvery much mistaken. When I entered his place of business, as soon as he...
fat. They were real wild-the wildest kind. That's why the revolutionists had never been able to find them. 1 reported back to the mess sergeant and, the next day 1took a little bunch of soldiers on horses with me. 1 placed the soldiers in the...
it looks stormy. Hyrum, Peter, and Johnny Willden start with the cattle. This road is just a trail, rock, fallen trees, and stumps in the path. The women and children walk most of the way to the top, with mothers carrying babies. Then it started to...
"hly Brother Lehi, born Xovember 1854 at Cedar City Utah, was five feet nine inches in height and weighed 155 pounds. H e was very light in romplesiou, followed farming, stock raising and general business. By strict economy, thrift and industry, he...
Young Democrat Turns Candidate
at his vacation home in Warm Springs, GA. "Where's my little boy, Jimmie?" asked Governor Roosevelt. "That's what we'd like to know," responded the smiling national president, Tyre Taylor. "He's the treasurer and...
the trappings and messiness associated with these hobbies. White mice on the loose in the house came very near to ending her toleration for all these projects, but the mice were captured, in a trap fashioned from an erector set, and...
Three Score and Ten in Retrospect
Everett's daughter, getting honorable mention with her fake beard). When asked what he thought of teenagers today, John replied, 'The young people I know best are clean, well mannered, purposehl,...