Father: Blanche, how do you account for the rapid
changes taking place in such a few years in the ball room?
Blanche: Why, father?
Father: Because, my child, ,vhen your mother and
I ,'were young all the ladies used to dre~s up to go...
1\1r. Homer (In Physiology): If I should stand on my
head, where would the blood of my body go?
Student: To your head.
Mr. Homer: All right, but why doesn't the blood go
to my feet now?
Student: Because there is something in your feet.
tooth a string was tied to the tooth, the other end was fastened to a door knob. The child closed his eyes and the operator slammed the door shut, and out came the tooth.
It was a fine thing for the pioneers when a man arrived who could do this job...
upon their own claims. Hence there are a lot of rudely-worked prospects, with very little development. During that time 40 men were working and prospecting in the two districts.
A two-stack smelter was built in Shauntie in the sum-mer of 1873. The...
Utah. They hoped they could do so and that they would like to help them to do the job." A teamster boasted to the Mormons in Beaver that he had participated in the Hauns Mil1 Massacre in Missoun, an atrocity in which a mob wiped out a Mormon...
present and prepare their houses and improvements to be bumed and laid in ashes, rather than the army should come in to enjoy them. The Saints in this and ail the other southem settlements are cailed upon to send teams to assist in the removal of...
sisters who had the legal right to vote come to the polls on election day and exercise the right of female sufiage. Mary Ann Lunt, along with several other rnembers, expressed a desire to carry out the instructions they had that day received in...
boys had done this, they knocked on the door and, each time the man tried to open it, the donkey automatically pulled back and banged it shut while the boys watched from their hiding place.''
' *Jones tape recording. . . . L. M. Joncs.
got to the end of the tunnel the water was u p to his chin. He couldn't stand straight in the tunnel, but stood in a stooping position. When he came out the other end of the tunnel, he had no way of getting home except by horseback. I t was zero...
My dear friends: I hardly know where to hegiri and where to end. As way indicated by the chairman, I have been more-or-less associated with Brother Lehi for at least 40 years. I came to Cedar City in '93 as a school teacher in the public...
Three Score and Ten in Retrospect
Another jab was taken at Governor Lee in a keynote address on the campus of the Utah State Agricultural College in Cache Valley: Mr. Allen, Guests, Fellow Democrats: I am not only singly honored by being...
From the first scratching of pens on September 19th, until the last book was
slammed shut on May 20th our school was "the tops." To the tune of "You're Pep"
and "Locomotive Aggies," we popped Dixie back on the nose for what...
Fishback Intern 30
in organizations are the result of a little-known problem called "self- deception." The ideas presented in this book, by the Arbinger Institute (2000), look deceptively short and simple. But in reality, its ideas are powerfully...
MUTED MOTHERHOOD 50
her staying at home was not what she wanted but it was the only thing they could afford. Thus, these women validated that they are being economically responsible and saving their families money by staying at home.
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You can never be prepared for what they ask you. She asked me once what the difference
was between making love and sex.
I: What age?
E: She was probably in, oh she was in fifth grade. She was in fifth grade. And I...