He's married, and that's just plenty
Practice makes perfect-even 111 hot
I shall never be aware of my own wit
until I break my shins against it.
Father: Blanche, how do you account for the rapid
changes taking place in such a few years in the ball room?
Blanche: Why, father?
Father: Because, my child, ,vhen your mother and
I ,'were young all the ladies used to dre~s up to go...
Soph: My stock in trade is brains.
Freshie : You've got a funny looking sample case.
The follo"wing was handed in on an examination paper
in American history:
General Braddock \vas killed in the Revolutionary
"Var. I-Ie had three horses shot...
Male and female students. Some are sitting, others are standing. Two copies. Accompaning paper reads: "Top row (l to r) Ray Gibson, _Neilson, [unknown] , Louring Whittaker, Aldridge Thorley, [Elvid Williams], Lawrence Esplin, [Murl Gibson] 2nd row...