"Domestic happiness, thou only
bliss of Paradise that hast survived
the fall." Mr. Janson is her favorite
teacher. Maybe she's got "designs"
on him-I don't know.
"They dream in courtship but in
S\ l.f I...
A Little Laughter
A LOVE LETTER.
The following unique epistle was picked up lately in the
"Dear Bill, The reason I didn't laff when you laft at me
in the post office yesterday, was becos I hev a bile on my
face, and I can't laff. If I laff...
WE have appreciated and enjoyed a liberal amou,nt
of the students' p1atronage in the past and we
hope and in fact believe -tHe will be favored by a
similar or even better business in the future.
The reasons for this are:
ALEX G. MATHESON
GARAGE Wanted at the
Oil, Grease, Tires a.nd Accessories. Studebaker
Service Station,. Ford E,xtras and Accessories.
Phone 139-W ,J. A. KOPP LEIGH FURNITURE·&
A NEW EMERSON.
Irishman (to his wife)-What's compensation?
THE LOFT'Y COLLEGE ATMOSPHERE
IS ATTRACTING WIDE AND THOUGHTFUL
This feature has been created largely by a
SELF-GOVERNING STUDENT BODY
THAT DOES THINGS
This year it has won-
The Inter-Collegiate Debating...
Bankof Southern Utah
Cedar City, Utah
Capital and Surplus
The strongest Bank in Southern Utah. We invite
your business and assure you courteous treatment
See the Outside World
From Inside the
Mis,s Leigh, (din...
If Barton's suit is guaranteed to vvear.
If Bowen wears glasses for style, why he don't get the latest.
If the school city will ever 'yvin a case.-\i\Toolley.
If Mr. Janson walks hOll1e with Miss Decker for exerCIse or for
ODR i\ l~HLETIC AC1'IVITIES were never
in a 1110re. wholesoll1e c~l1d.itioll than at the
, present tIme. For. thIS hne of work we
have in our school this year a large number
of clean, sturdy young men who have the right mettle,
lVIr. Christensen (in Physical Geography): Now, Martin,
can you tell the class why lightning never strikes twice
in the same place?
l\lart: Because after it hits once the same place ain't
there any more.
(In B. B.~ meeting.) Woolley: In...
Has made it possible
for us to double
the business of
any of our competitors.
Our business is
which denotes satisfi
ed custom ers.
'vVe don't cater
Soph: My stock in trade is brains.
Freshie : You've got a funny looking sample case.
The follo"wing was handed in on an examination paper
in American history:
General Braddock \vas killed in the Revolutionary
"Var. I-Ie had three horses shot...
1\1r. Homer (In Physiology): If I should stand on my
head, where would the blood of my body go?
Student: To your head.
Mr. Homer: All right, but why doesn't the blood go
to my feet now?
Student: Because there is something in your feet.
education should fit us into life, will-ing
workers in its sometimes hard
processes, patient in our search for
its truths, avoiding vanity and the
other hypocricies which, if they
fasten themselves upon us, leave
us hardly worth burying. Down...
Music at the B. A. C.
\ the close of last year it seemed
^that the Music department at the
College had taken quite a slump.
Four years ago four strong teachers
headed the band, strings, piano, and
vocal departments. Great things
were done, good...
On Saturday night, scheduled as
the last night of the meet, it was
still anybody's tournament, with a
possibility of a four-team tie which
would necessitate the continuance of
the battle to Monday. This possi-bility,
as the games progressed,...
Dabatiog amd Oratory
XJOT much has been done at the
college this year in debating".
Last year saw the end of a six-year
competition with Dixie College for
the possession of the bronze tablet
first offered in 1923 by Attorney
Robert L. Judd, of Salt...
Animal College Trip to Zion Canyon
\ four o'clock Friday, October
*^ 11, a crowd of college students
boarded cars for Zion Canyon. At
8 o'clock the truck drove up to a
huge bon fire just below and south
of Angel's landing. Of course it re-ceived
Geology Trip to Toroweap Valley
and Grand Canyon
YDA, Gilbert, Wendell, Thresa,
Gaorgia, George, Kate, Wes,
Red, Fat, Dave, Thora, Mable,
Frank, and two Arthurs left the
B. A. C. Thursday, March 13, at four
o'clock in an automobile, two Fords
Dining Room and Cafe
Mr. and Mrs. Walter Lunt
"We Resolve to Serve the .
Best Things to Eat"
We Specialise in Resoling
AII Types of Fine
To obtain the most comfort in a j
resole job—don't wear the