ALBERT N. TOLLESTRUP.
Who, when the opera girl so meek
Forgets her lines and cannot speak,
Keeps swearing almostall the week?
RANDALL L. JONES, B. M. T.
Yes, Mr.· Jones is m,arried but he
sure don't act like it. When he's
"Domestic happiness, thou only
bliss of Paradise that hast survived
the fall." Mr. Janson is her favorite
teacher. Maybe she's got "designs"
on him-I don't know.
"They dream in courtship but in
S\ l.f I...
WE have appreciated and enjoyed a liberal amou,nt
of the students' p1atronage in the past and we
hope and in fact believe -tHe will be favored by a
similar or even better business in the future.
The reasons for this are:
ALEX G. MATHESON
Betty has taken on the air of a married
man, but his hasty steps sure
Going to take out her M. D. (Mother's
Duties) degree this year.
Pessimists would laugh with "Fuzzy."
New Year Resolutions
I hereby resolve that in the year 1916 I vyill attend lTIy classes once
a week at least.-Junior McConnell.
I hereby resolve that on lTIy next trip to Circleville I will materialize
my ends.--Hunter I ...unt.
B. B. Roll Call
BLACK PADDY .. (Ray Thomas) High Mogul. Married. HAPpy (Leonard Bowen) Just wait.
SMILY TUCK ..... (Orin Jones) Don't like the girls.
TAFFY (Marion vVoolley) Got someone else's
... '. (Pratt Tollestrup) Same fix as...
If Barton's suit is guaranteed to vvear.
If Bowen wears glasses for style, why he don't get the latest.
If the school city will ever 'yvin a case.-\i\Toolley.
If Mr. Janson walks hOll1e with Miss Decker for exerCIse or for
Father: Blanche, how do you account for the rapid
changes taking place in such a few years in the ball room?
Blanche: Why, father?
Father: Because, my child, ,vhen your mother and
I ,'were young all the ladies used to dre~s up to go...
lVIr. Christensen (in Physical Geography): Now, Martin,
can you tell the class why lightning never strikes twice
in the same place?
l\lart: Because after it hits once the same place ain't
there any more.
(In B. B.~ meeting.) Woolley: In...
~S A SCHOOL we should patronize those nlerchants and business lnen A who have been loyal to us. If it were not for the support of our advertisers,
a Year Book would be practically witllout financial s~pport.
University of Utah.
Has made it possible
for us to double
the business of
any of our competitors.
Our business is
which denotes satisfi
ed custom ers.
'vVe don't cater
Soph: My stock in trade is brains.
Freshie : You've got a funny looking sample case.
The follo"wing was handed in on an examination paper
in American history:
General Braddock \vas killed in the Revolutionary
"Var. I-Ie had three horses shot...
Randall L. Jones
llIatrllmakrr anll3JtUtl'lrr CEDAR CITY CO·OP.
R. S. Gardner
Cedar City Utal1
Clocks and Jewelry of
all kinds. Fountain
Pens and Electric...